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One would think that somewhere in the Bible, God had described himself as a nice, hot shower ready to rain on the faithful. Yes, there is one instance where God said he would send showers of blessing to Israel. This was in the middle of a warning to stop oppressing the “lean sheep”, the downtrodden, because those are the ones that God would protect and give good land to.
However, as soon as people hear the word “blessing” they seem to assume it must be for them. Then comes the sense of entitlement. “God has promised me showers of blessing – now then, God, DELIVER!” The reality is, God never promised any such thing no matter how many times you sing it.
This attitude is reflected in many hymns.
Great God, a blessing from Your throne
Grant us who lay this cornerstone,
To build a church in which Your Word
Is purely taught and gladly heard.
The work is Yours and not our own;
Oh, come, and make Your presence known;
Our prayers accept, our off’ring bless,
Our labors crown with due success.
And:
Open the windows of Heaven,
Send showers of blessing just now;
Look on us, Lord, in Thy mercy,
While humbly before Thee we bow.
Showers of blessing,
Fresh showers of blessing we need;
Showers of blessing,
For showers of blessing we plead.
Then there is this similar but more well-known one that I sang many times myself:
There shall be showers of blessing;
Send them upon us, O Lord;
Grant to us now a refreshing,
Come, and now honor Thy Word.
Showers of blessing,
Showers of blessing we need:
Mercy drops round us are falling,
But for the showers we plead.
Admittedly, the Pentecostal movement has managed to grab this concept with both hands and run off gleefully into the sunset, even birthing entire prosperity and “name it and claim it” movements and writing songs to match, so some of the newer choruses are even worse than the old hymns, constantly begging for the Holy Spirit to “rain down” and “fall afresh” and disguising it as worship. However, that is another issue entirely. In another post I will talk about some more Pentecostal-influenced so-called “Jesus is my boyfriend songs”.
And before anybody gets the idea I don’t like Pentecostals, I was one for my entire church life pre-deconstruction, and I believe the movement has much to offer despite its few failings. Just thought a disclaimer might be required there



Quite a bit of the songs in my church’s repetoire are “blessing(s) [for ME, ME, ME, because I deserve them!]” songs. I find most of them bleh. They amount to, pretty much, the songwriter (and, ultimately, those who sing the song) acting like spoiled brat(s) demanding that their Daddy (God) give them what they want (rain, fire, blessings, et al).
The next installment sounds like it’s gonna be a goodie. *nods*
Shelly, I know. I find it extremely hard to sing those songs any more! Most of Hillsong is out because it’s either too lovey-dovey or too ‘me me me’ – it makes it hard to find worship songs that are actual worship!
My greatest blessings have always been the tough times! It is then that I grow and get the true blessings from Him. When I am flush and contented, I don’t seem to rely on Him very much.
(to the tune of When the saints come marchin in)
Oh God rain down
That cash on me
I need a new flat screen TV
And yes a brand new fall wardrobe
OH could you make me a size three?
A bigger house
A faster car
Lord there’s not enough in my change jar
And Lord I can’t be a good witness
Unless I’m eating caviar
Prosperity
Rain down on me
I’ll give a tenth of it to thee
Oh Lord your annointed should be appointed
With the choicest finery
Jesus as my boyfriend? I hear an “Oh Jesus you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind” song coming on. Did they play the Mickey song in Australia during the 80’s?
Usher: A hymn for the ‘burbs…
Oh God rain down more points for my visa
So I can compete with my neighbor Lisa
Just think how great my witness will be
When the heathen are impressed by your gifts for me
Our witness to be seen at the grandest of shows
When we’re adorned with sequens, crosses and bows
The mayor, the judge and the priests will all see
How Christlike we are in our prosperity
We’ll dine with the stars because they surely need you
We’ll say grace with the famous and toast at the ‘fest
We can witness to the finest of celebrity fame
Oh God give us more and more and more in your name
Ah, another ex-Pentecostal!
I find the “God owes me a blessing” songs quite annoying, if only because if they were true then God would have a lot of explaining to do. In fact, God owes us nothing, while we owe him everything.
This one really jumped out and grabbed me as if it is some kind of demand that God come down and prove himself.
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Heather,
I decided to finally create my own Blog. I hope you will come visit “me,” add me to your Feeds, read my entries, and leave comments. I’d love that!!
By the way, your Blog is in my Blogroll!
http://amyiswalkinginthespirit.blogspot.com/
Thanks!
~Amy
P.S. Heather, I LOVE all your poems. You truly are really gifted!
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Tyler, I could actually imagine that rendition of Mickey being played in church. How sad is that??? And yes, Mickey did the rounds here too. I don’t know if there’s any country in the world dear old Mickey hasn’t touched. Perhaps a region in Outer Mongolia? And I’m Loving (with a capital L) your latest poetic offering! “Prosperity, Rain down on me, I’ll give a tenth of it to thee” I’m sure is actually a creed with many. *sigh*
Deacon, welcome to the group. Shall we call it Subversive Hymn-Writers Anonymous? So sad that the “Personal Wealth = Good Witness” thing is actually perpetuated in the real world
– if you can call prosperity-doctrine adherents the “real world” – more like an alternate reality. Thanks muchly for the link love, too.
Barry, yes, we’re everywhere! You’re absolutely right – he has done everything already. Thank Christ (literally!) for that!
Mike, yes, I guess you could call it a demand. We little peoples are good at demanding things from God, it seems.
Amy, welcome to Blogdom! And thanks for the link
I shall mosey on over shortly. I’m pretty sure I remember how to mosey.
If I give a bicycle to my niece rather than to a stranger, my selection need not involve any hostile attitude toward the stranger, no judgment that he is of lesser basic moral worth or lesser earned merit than my relative. ,